Eight creatures, eight problems. Click one to see its moves. Find them in the tall grass of Blandville and talk them into joining you.
Flip-flop. Has wings. Cannot fly.
Casts the shadow of a dragon. Is a flip-flop.
A rubber flip-flop that grew tiny wings and immediately declared itself royalty. Its shadow looks like an ancient dragon. Its body looks like a flip-flop. It is a flip-flop.
Late. Always late.
Permanently five minutes late for a job nobody remembers giving it.
The calmest creature in the world, until it remembers the meeting. It has worn the same tie since 2019 and nobody has the heart to tell it the office closed.
Fridge. Never skips leg day.
A gym-obsessed fridge on the run from its electricity bill.
An old fridge that grew legs, then grew calves, then grew a personality about the calves. It has been running from the same electricity bill for six years. Inside: one egg, one lemon, zero regrets.
Flamingo. Bad connection.
Its eyes are loading. They have been loading since birth.
A flamingo that stands on one leg because the other one has not finished downloading. Everything it does arrives a little late. Sometimes it arrives twice.
Pigeon. Ate something forbidden.
A city pigeon that ate one glowing french fry and never looked back.
It found a glowing french fry behind the power plant and ate it. Now it glows, it hums, and it still only wants french fries. Scientists say it is perfectly safe. Scientists are running.
Axolotl. Certified accountant.
Smiles while calculating exactly how much you owe.
The friendliest face in the swamp and the most feared auditor in the region. It never stops smiling. It never stops calculating. Its receipts are three meters long.
Lost sock. Found philosophy.
Lost its pair in the wash and has been asking the big questions ever since.
Every washing machine eats one sock. This one came back. It grew a lint beard, stopped believing in pairs and now asks every creature it meets: "But are YOU the left one?"
Rock.
It is a rock with googly eyes. That is the whole thing. It is somehow very strong.
Jeff is a rock. Jeff has googly eyes. Jeff does nothing. Jeff has never lost a staring contest. Scientists cannot explain Jeff. Scientists have stopped trying.
In-game creatures only. They are not NFTs, nothing has been minted, and they have no monetary value.